Summary: A mother accidentally sucks and fucks her talented son.
Note 1: This is a story for the 2015 April Fools’ Day contest. The themes of this new game are: humor, surprise meetings, trick endings or deception, chance or misunderstandings (happy or otherwise). This story is suitable for at least one of them…Enjoy.
Note 2: Thanks to Robert, Wayne, and goamz86 for editing.
Gloryhole Mom
“Nonsense,” I shouted to Ralph, who was generally talking nonsense. If even ten percent of what came out of his mouth was true, that would be a pretty good day.
“Seriously,” he said, more excited than usual.
“You mean you got a blowjob at a sex shop during lunch?” I asked, still not convinced.
He added, “She swallowed every drop.”
“How did you know it was a girl?” Joey asked.
I laughed, “Yeah, Ralph, you might just have become gay.”
“No, no, it’s definitely a girl,” Ralph replied, although the expression on his face showed he wasn’t so sure.
“Ralph got upset by a guy,” Joey said, laughing.
Ralph protested, trying to stay cool even though he clearly didn’t know, “No way, man. Those lips belong to a woman.”
“That’s based on years of experience in your head,” I said sarcastically.
“Like you should talk,” Ralph retorted, and it was a good point. I’m a virgin. We were both virgins, although according to Ralph’s many stories, he was even cuter than our star quarterback and resident asshole, Cody Watkins.
I shrugged: “I didn’t make this story up.”
“Let’s go back tomorrow,” said Ralph, “Old Garrard said she comes there every lunchtime.”
Joey growled, “Can you imagine what was inside old Garrard’s head?”
“Hey,” I shook my head, “that’s disgusting.” Garrard was in his eighties and owned an adult store a few blocks from the school. Nor was he one to get hung up on the whole age thing. So nerds like us went there sometimes to buy adult magazines and sometimes went into those stalls to watch porn.
It was the only way to watch porn in 1985, unless you count the channel shit… and of course we watched porn with our eyes open many a time on the weekend trying to spot nipples or boobs (we are all too scared of porn on tape… even though we talk about it all the time).
Joey agreed, “I agree. It’s always fun to feed Ralph crow.”
“I have a biology make-up test tomorrow at lunch,” I said, which gave me a good excuse not to go. I missed last week’s test because I was competing in a chess tournament. Yes, I’m stupid.
“I’ll give you all the details,” Joey joked.
“Yes, please find out his name,” I replied jokingly.
“Fuck you two,” Ralph said.
“Hey, he’s turned gay,” Joey said, “and wants to fuck us.”
“Ralph, no means no,” I joked, referring to the horrible TV series we watched last week about staying virgin until marriage.
“Jesus, you’re all bastards,” Ralph said, shaking his head.
……
The next day I took the test and Ralph and Joey went to the adult store. I was a few minutes late to class because it took me so long to finish my test, so I couldn’t ask them about their trip, however the smug look on Ralph’s face when I entered the English classroom told me everything.
I handed the late order to Mrs. Appleton, apologized, and Joey came over to my desk, shaking his head.
I couldn’t believe it. Ralph wasn’t lying. Plus, they had probably all received blowjobs, which meant I was next to last in terms of sexual experience. We were both virgins, but now I was the only one who hadn’t received oral sex.
I was instantly jealous and instantly angry that I didn’t come along.
As I thought about tomorrow and the possibility of getting my first blowjob, I barely listened to the half-hour discussion about Death of a Salesman and the many symbols that pervade the entire story.
Instead, I replayed in my mind the movie I had just seen in the theater… it was a sure thing. Everyone wants one sure thing, and I wanted to know if it was mine. The reality is, because I am extremely smart, have some acne, and wear old clothes, I don’t fit in and I definitely don’t get the attention of women. So, the closest I get to having sex is with my left hand, usually 3 to 4 times a day.
After class, Ralph came up to me and said with a silly smile, “Melvin, you’re missing heaven.” Also, my parents named me Melvin, which wasn’t a good name at all.
“So it’s a girl?” I asked, turning to Joey.
“That can’t be denied,” Joey nodded.
“Do you?” I asked, even though it was a stupid question.
“Oh, yes,” he nodded with a look of confidence I had never seen before.
“He swallowed every drop,” Ralph said.
“I can’t believe this,” I said, shaking my head. This kind of thing only happens in porn, not in our town of 14,000 people.
“Believe me,” Joey nodded, “he’s the real deal.”
“Want to come tomorrow?” Ralph asked.
“I don’t know,” I said. Of course, I want to do that. However, the idea of me being some anonymous stranger for the first time is ultimately not a good story to tell kids.
“Okay, here we go,” Ralph said, “I can’t imagine anything better to have sex with than a blowjob.”
Joey, who never agreed with Ralph, nodded, “Melvin, you have to try it. I can’t even begin to explain how amazing it feels.”
“Okay, I’ll go,” I nodded, if for some reason my teammates pressured me into making a decision I’d feel better about… though to be honest, I’m usually the leader of the group.
“You won’t regret this,” Ralph promised.
I masturbated that night thinking I would finally get a blowjob. Not surprisingly, I dodged my bullet right away.
……
The next day at lunch we went to the adult store and Ralph talked like an expert after two blowjobs.
“She doesn’t say anything,” he explains, “just puts it in the hole. She’ll suck you up and swallow everything.”
“He didn’t say anything?” I asked, immediately wondering how they knew it was a girl.
“No,” said Ralph, “when we asked her to prove she was a woman, she put her breasts and nipples in the holes.”
“Never!” I said, I’ve never seen a girl’s nipples or breasts in real life.
“Oh, yes, I offered to suck her nipple, but unfortunately, she pushed it away,” Ralph explained.
“It’s like her boobs are huge,” Joey said.
“Crazy,” I said, still not understanding what they were talking about. It sounds too good to be true.
“Just wait till she starts stroking your cock,” Ralph promised, “It’ll be crazy.”
Joey said. “You can go now, Melvin.”
“Thanks,” I said, no longer focused on the conversation as I could see the adult store.
Arriving at the store a few minutes later, we went in and Ralph asked, “Is he there?”
Old man Garrard nodded in confirmation and then looked at me. His eyes were wide open and a strange look of surprise appeared on his face. However, I was so nervous that I didn’t think much of it as Ralph guided me down the corridor.
“She’s always in room four,” said Ralph.
I walked up to the door, took a deep breath and walked into the room. I put a quarter in the coin slot and the porn started.
I was suddenly filled with indecision. Once again I was craving a blowjob, but receiving a blowjob from a complete stranger felt weird.
However, when I saw a female finger moving in the hole, I decided that what the heck was going on, this was too good to pass up. I unzipped my pants, took off my boxers and walked towards the hole. Then I took a deep breath and pushed my cock into her pussy.
“Wow!” came a soft voice from the other side, sending a shiver down my spine. There really is a woman on the other side of the wall.
Then I moaned and wrapped my mouth around his cock. You can imagine it, you can dream about it, but until it happens, you can’t imagine how good it feels to wrap your mouth around his cock.
That moment changed everything.
I never had good hands.
The woman began to slowly move back and forth on my cock and I closed my eyes and imagined she was the hot cheerleader Becca, who didn’t know I existed.
Unfortunately, the intense pleasure was too intense. In less than a minute, I moaned and warned the stranger in a low voice, concealing my identity: “I’m coming.”
This made her thrust faster and in a matter of seconds my cum was in her mouth. The intensity of the orgasm, the brief euphoria, was something I had never experienced before.
She swallowed every last drop and I fell in love with her mouth.
As she removed her mouth from my cock, I reluctantly pulled it out of the Glory Hole (which, looking back, was a perfect name… I was in my glory). As I pulled my pants up, I noticed her fingers were holding a piece of paper in the hole.
I picked it up and read:
8:30, same place, same time.
Fuck me this time!
Yes or no?
I read it a dozen times and wondered what it said. I didn’t have a pen to circle “yes” or “no,” so I said in the same deep voice, “I’ll stay right here.”
“This is so nice,” she said in a French accent, which made everything even hotter.
I put the note in my pocket and immediately decided this wasn’t information my friend needed to know.
I walked outside, curious if she would come out too. However, I only looked at my kids and remembered that they were also waiting for a blowjob.
“So?” Joey asked.
That was all I could muster based on the blowjob and the secret invitation I received.
“It’s my turn now,” Joey announced as he came in.
Strange, I felt a pang of jealousy, as if she were my daughter. Strange but true.
“I told you so,” said Ralph.
“Yeah,” I nodded, the whole experience was quite surreal.
“Doesn’t he have a big mouth?” asked Ralph.
I joked, “Based on my experience, she’s the best ever.”
“She’s so slutty,” Ralph added, “I’d love to see what she looks like.”
I was surprised by this too, but warned, “Be careful what you wish for. Maybe she’s extremely ugly and the only way to get dick is to hide her appearance. I prayed it wasn’t true, and that was my impression of her.” It started out as a cheerleader, but now I imagine her as a teacher, or Ralph’s hot mom.
“Well, I want to fuck her,” he added.
I thought to myself, in just over eight hours, I might be able to do it, but I said, “I’ll enjoy the free blowjob while it lasts.”
“Oh my god, I never thought it would end like this,” Ralph said with a look of shame on his face.
I smiled and said, “All good things come true one day.”
“Yeah, I found out about it when V got cancelled,” he said.
Then Joey came out and I wondered if I was that fast. Maybe.
“Now it’s my turn,” Ralph said proudly, “Always save the best for last.”
“The best shit ever,” I quipped.
“Best acne ever,” Joey said.
“Ass,” she said, walking into the room.
“Let’s just leave him here,” Joey said.
“Of course,” I nodded, which was something I always did with him when we went somewhere else. It’s a cheesy thing to do, but we think it’s fun.
When we got back, I noticed my mom’s blue Chevette was in the grocery store across the street. I immediately put my head down as if my mom was there and could see me walking out of an adult store.
Joey asked, “What’s wrong?”
“I don’t want anyone I know to see me walking out of an adult store at lunch time,” I said, and it was the truth.
“Very good,” she nodded. “Imagine what would happen if someone saw us and told our mother?”
I looked back at the car and wondered why my mother was shopping for groceries here instead of the local store near our house.
I showered twice that night, the second time after masturbating to my fantasies about tonight.
Around eight, I went to ask my mother, “Can I borrow the car? I’m going to help Ralph study.”
“Sorry, honey,” she replied, wearing an odd sundress for the night (she always wore skirts, her soul trapped in the 1950s concept of a housewife). “I’ll be out for a little while.”
“Where?” I asked. Mom couldn’t go out at night without Dad because he was out of town all week.
“Well, I, umm, went in June,” she replied, seeming confused by the question.
Her answer was strange, like she was lying to me. But I shrugged and didn’t think much of it.
As soon as she left, I grabbed my bike, which I almost never use, and began riding as fast as I could, suddenly worried that I would be late.
I got there a little sweaty and with only a few minutes to spare. The room I had to go to was already full, and the room she had to go to was full too.
About three minutes later, but it felt like an eternity, the door to the room I was supposed to be in opened. A man who looked to be at least in his sixties came out and when he saw me he lowered his head and walked away.
I quickly went into the room and closed the door.
I went to the hole, removed my pants and inserted my now fully hard cock into the hole.
“It’s you,” she said, her French accent sounding both excited and sexy.
I replied in a deep voice, “There’s no way I’d miss it.”
“Me too,” she whispered when I felt her mouth on my cock.
Just like last time, it felt amazing and I was so glad I had masturbated an hour before coming here, otherwise I would have masturbated in seconds just like last time.
Within a minute she asked- Can I fuck with your big dick?
“God, yes,” I agreed, imagining that this would always be said to me, but when you’re a geek, girls don’t look beyond your average exterior to what’s inside you.
“I’ve been fantasizing about it all day,” she said.
“Me too,” I replied, even more in awe of his imagination about me.
“I’ve never done this before,” she said.
I’m curious if she means she’s a virgin, but that seems impossible. By all logic, she means she’s never fucked a guy through a glory hole. I said, “I’ve never done that,” and immediately wished I hadn’t said that.
“Are you a virgin?” she asked
“Yeah,” I admitted, my cock clamoring for attention.
“How old are you?” he asked suddenly, sounding concerned.
“Eighteen years old.” I answered truthfully.
“Thank God,” he said, and the other side of the wall breathed a sigh of relief. “Are you sure that’s what you want to lose?”
“Yes,” I nodded, even though she couldn’t see me.
“I’ve never been a virgin before,” she said, then added, “In fact, you’ll be the first cock I’ve had in many years, other than my husband’s.”
I was happy and confused and didn’t want to be the one to end the marriage, but maybe she was divorced; anyway, as soon as I thought about it, I felt something tingling in my penis, and then a moment later, I felt my penis surrounded by an indescribable warmth. I also just realized that she was an older woman, which matched the image I had of her in my mind.
“Ohhhhhh,” she moaned as my cock filled her.
I was speechless as I felt her start to fuck herself on my cock. The pleasure was beyond words, I just stood there enjoying the pleasure this woman was giving me.
“Oh, so good,” she moaned as they continued to fuck at a slow pace for several minutes.
Still, I still wanted to fuck her; I wanted to be in charge. Risking my own life, I ordered, “Keep your ass against the wall.”
“Mmmmm, I like a man who takes charge,” she moaned as she complied with my request.
In ecstasy, I slid my cock and pushed it towards her ass.
She laughed, “Sorry, I can’t see your big cock, so it’s hard to get in line.”
She complimented my cock and that made me feel so confident that I said, “I’d love to see your tits.”
“Do you want to suck my nipples?” she asked, her voice very sexy, and I smiled knowing that these guys didn’t even get that chance.
“God, yes,” I replied, sounding like an innocent virgin. I had never seen a woman’s nipples, except in the magazines and adult movies my father would hide in his desk.
She turned around and after a while the nipples were revealed. “Come on, suck my nipples, sexy.”
I didn’t need to be told twice. I got down on my knees, leaned forward and took her nipple into my mouth.
He sighed and said, “That’s it.”
I swirled my tongue around her hard nipples, flicked her nipples and bit them lightly.
“Oh yes,” she moaned, “I love what you do.”
After a minute she moved the other tit towards the hole and I noticed it too. I said confidently: “Stand back, I want to see your tits.”
“Okay.” She agreed, her tone a little skeptical.
I looked out of the hole. I could only see her breasts and the ends of her long blonde hair. I was stunned to see those huge breasts.
“Do you like it?” he asked.
“I think I died and went to heaven,” I said, staring at them.
“How about you fuck me with that big cock of yours,” she whispered, fondling her breasts.
“Good advice,” I nodded again, but she couldn’t tell. “Get your ass to the wall.”
She did it quickly and was obviously just as excited as I was to fuck her…which made me feel really good about myself again…my track record with women my age is epic fail.
I could see her attractive pussy and wondered if I could lick it from this position. I was curious what a pussy smells like and decided to try it. I took out my tongue and licked her lips.
“Oh, that’s not your cock,” she moaned, raising her legs to an angle that gave me better access to her pussy.
It tastes completely indescribable…sweet, but a little…well…fishy. I like it, though. I also like the way she moans when I lick it clumsily.
“Damn wall,” she groaned after a few minutes, because there was only so much I could do with the wall in the way.
I smiled and tried to shake him off: “It’s a pity we are not in the same room.”
“You are a bad boy,” she whispered. “Now be a bad boy and shove your fat cock into my pussy.”
I had never heard a woman use the taboo “C” word before, but she thought it was sexy.
I stood up, aligned my cock with the hole, and put it back in her hot pussy. I started moaning as I started fucking her.
“Oh yes, sexy, hit my pussy with your big cock,” she moaned, her French accent still sounding very sexy.
I did so, wishing I could grab her hips and bury my whole cock inside her; wishing I could feel my balls and body banging into her, wishing I could see the expression on her face…their moans matched hers;
“Louder,” she demanded, even though the wall made that impossible.
“Damn wall,” I complained.
She moaned in agreement: “Oh wow.”
I don’t know how long I fucked her, but her moans got louder until she started pleading, “Don’t stop, don’t stop.”
I had no intention of stopping and I wanted to hear her scream.
“Oh, oh, oh, ahhhh …
I could feel the extra wetness around my cock and knew I wouldn’t be able to last much longer either. I moaned several times, then warned, “I’m coming.”
I wasn’t sure if she would let me inside her or not, but that uncertainty became clear when she moaned, “Fill my pussy with your cum, stud.”
I did it.
Stream after stream of my cock’s cum was flowing into her amazing pussy.
“Yes, fill me up with your cum,” she grunted, somehow tightening her pussy as if squeezing every drop of cum out of my cock.
When I finally slowed down I was surprised when she pulled my cock out and put it back in her mouth.
I sighed in awe at this amazing woman.
When she finally took my cock out of her mouth she said, “I can’t let that sweet cum go to waste.”
This time my eyes widened and I recognised the voice immediately. I would recognise it anywhere.
I was totally shocked.
My mouth opened like a Looney Tunes cartoon.
